Because he only won one Super Bowl.
Because too may people think he is better than Bart Starr, ( Look at the stats)
Because he cost Packer fans Super Bowls by throwing costly interceptions.
Because every year he lifted us up and then let us down.
Because he is a practiced liar. ( See, tears in his eyes, I'm retiring)
Because people in Wisconsin believe in him, ( Still!)
Because he rejected a 25 million dollar offer to stay a Packer, forever.
Because he wants to come back as a Viking.
Although he's a multi-millionaire.
Because he wants to come back as a Viking mid-season, (lazy).
Because he is all about him and he claims he's all about the game.
Because he's not a winner. He's the opposite.
Because he'll end up in the Hall of Fame.
No wonder he's so comfortable hanging out with Goofy.