Because he only won one Super Bowl.

Because too may people think he is better than Bart Starr, ( Look at the stats)

Because he cost Packer fans Super Bowls by throwing costly interceptions.

Because every year he lifted us up and then let us down.

Because he is a practiced liar. ( See, tears in his eyes, I'm retiring)

Because people in Wisconsin believe in him, ( Still!)

Because he rejected a 25 million dollar offer to stay a Packer, forever.

Because he wants to come back as a Viking.

Although he's a multi-millionaire.

Because he wants to come back as a Viking mid-season, (lazy).

Because he is all about him and he claims he's all about the game.

Because he's not a winner. He's the opposite.

Because he'll end up in the Hall of Fame.

No wonder he's so comfortable hanging out with Goofy.