I Am The Injury Bug and I Am Here For The Cowboys' Souls

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I Am The Injury Bug and I Am Here For The Cowboys' Souls
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Dallas Cowboys fans must be shaking everytime Romo, Newman, Williams, heck even Wade Phillips step out onto the field.

Will the injury bug that has ravaged Philadelphia hit us too?

Perhaps I shall.

I lie in waiting. It watches from a far.

If DeMarcus caught it who would hold the defense up?

Thought of a name?

Then he'd get it too.

I lay dormant for now, but just wait until the preseason.

(Insert evil laughter)

When I decide the time is right I will get you and your friends. Torn ACL's to fractured whatevers. I will do it.

Just wait.

Football is all fun and games until the injury cart gets rolled out.

(Insert evil laughter)

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