The NFL is fantastic. The competition, the big hits, the touchdowns, the T.O.s.
And above all...the names.
The NFL has shown us, among other things, that in America anything is possible. Some of the most marvelous and unbelievable names have been brought into our lives through the National Football League, bringing us endless joy and laughter.
I, being the philanthropist that I am, have embarked on a task to bring you the 10 most wonderful names that the NFL has brought us.
The only catch is that said players must currently be in the NFL. So former players such as Hannibal Navies and Dermontti Dawson won't make it, nor will future NFL'ers such as Jacquizz Rodgers or McKenna "Bear" Pascoe, who will have to wait a few years.
(Disclaimer to any NFL player on the list possibly reading this: Please don't tackle, throw, block, carry, or intercept me after reading this. This is from a strictly appreciative point of view. Honest.)