Another day, another nutcase in the office. Shame it isn't a wrestler this time.
Stan has been going absolutely mental since I said I was going to get a temporary replacement for him. He's been running around, chucking paper on the floor, shouting about how he was never leaving.
Well, he is, if only for the time being. I told him this, and he flipped out. I literally had to push him out the door.
He still hasn't left. He's been peering through the window, watching the goings on.
It's starting to get creepy.
Fortunately, my worries were interrupted by the sound of the doorbell and the arrival of my new temp...
Marina Mtz: Hello? This is the right place isn't it? I followed the directions and everything!
Dr Hayley: Ah yes! You must be Marina, the new secretary. Come in, quickly. Try not to let Stan back in.
Marina Mtz: Why?
Dr Hayley: Because I'll never get him out again!
Safely inside, I began to give Marina a tour of the clinic. There wasn't much to see really, just a lot of paper on the floor. I don't think she was paying attention anyway. She just kept staring at the photos asking why Randy Orton wasn't featured in any of them. Great! Just what I needed! Another potential lunatic...erm, I mean, star secretary!
Marina Mtz: So what do I need to do?
Dr Hayley: Just sort out your workspace at the moment, I'm expecting a few calls, so I'll need you to answer the phone, and then write down who's called and why. Is that OK?
Marina Mtz: Is Orton going to be phoning at any point?
Dr Hayley: Not as far as I'm aware, just some colleagues.
Marina Mtz: Damn!
I decided to retreat back into my office for some peace and quiet, but that didn't go to plan. No sooner had I sat down, than my appointment for today walked in the door. Well, when I say walked, I mean swaggered in, like idiots.
Shad: Hey, What's up dog!
JTG: Ooooh, damn, this is messed up right here dog! Where's the gold, where's the leather, and where is the damn money?
Shad: Oh yeah! Money money, yeah yeah!
Dr Hayley: Can you two please shut up and take your seats?!
I really should have mentioned at this point that I've never been the biggest Cryme Tyme fan in the world. Irritating little bastards as a matter of fact...
Dr Hayley: Right then, so what seems to be the problem?
Shad: Well you see, we gotta problem with money. We don't seem to be able to get our hands on it
Dr Hayley: Erm...that's because you spend it on your stupid sunglasses and teeny sidekick.
JTG: Nah man! What he means to say is that we seem to be stuck in the same phase. We stuck in the money, when we really need a change of style.
Dr Hayley: You can say that again...
JTG: When we really need a change of—
Dr Hayley:
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