Tony Romo: You Made the Right Decision

The Texas Cowboy feels for Tony Romo after the breakup, but he couldn't be happier that it happened.

by Texas Cowboy (Columnist)

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May 15, 2008

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I have prayed to the football Gods that the young Romo would come to his senses, and realize that dumb blondes and football don't mix. It appears as though my prayers have been answered.

So while I do my partial celebration, I also feel for you Tony. It's not easy to lose a girlfriend and go back to being single, but you have much more on your plate than her. Yes, I am talking about the fact that your game has not been the same since the bimbo walked in the door, flashing her cheap smile and fake boobs.

But none of that matters now, does it? She is out of the picture, and you can go back to being the Romo that Dallas fans cheered for before she came into your life, ruining your football career.

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