I do not judge NFL teams on their ability. No, that would be too simple. I like to award teams based on the eye candy that they keep on the sidelines.
Any big oaf can score a touchdown. Not any guy can score a supermodel.
You may notice that most of the women on this list are dating or married to quarterbacks. That's the glory position. Get your kid out in the backyard and force him to drill for hours on end.
He may hate you now, but when he's swimming in million dollar contracts and is dating a Victoria's Secret model, he'll thank you.