Endorsements you should see, but won’t.

  Spokespersons:  LeBron and Gloria James La-Z-Boy…it’s the perfect chair when my Mom needs to “Sit Her Ass Down”. Spokespersons:  Travis Henry, Evander Holyfield, Shawn Kemp IDENTIGENE DNA Paternity Test…the legitimate way to see if it’s you

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May 14, 2008

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Spokespersons:  LeBron and Gloria James
La-Z-Boy…it’s the perfect chair when my Mom needs to “Sit Her Ass Down”.


Spokespersons:  Travis Henry, Evander Holyfield, Shawn Kemp
IDENTIGENE DNA Paternity Test…the legitimate way to see if it’s your Illegitimate.


Spokesperson:  Roger Clemens
Love Locks…the only way to slow The Rocket down!


Spokesperson:  Tank Johnson
Combat…The Best Gun Rack Deep in the Heart of Texas!


Spokesperson:  Pacman Jones
M-O-B-I-L-E ATM…You never know when you need to “Make it Rain”!


Spokespersons:  Roger Clemens, Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, Rafael Palmeiro, …
Equimax…Fueling Major League Baseball for Twenty Years!


Spokesperson:  John Daly
Jack Daniel’s Golf…The legal way to Drink & Drive.

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