You Know Your a Bleacher Creature When...

Matt 'Frostin' FooteCorrespondent IAugust 9, 2009

  • You search the letter B, the top 36 sites are all Bleacher Report related.
  • You have written 10 articles that no one looked at, but you continue on for your love of writing
  • You can name the top 10 BR writers
  • You keep tabs on your "Great Comments"
  • You advertise on Twitter, Facebook, Myspace, etc. You still only get 10 views
  • You have read all 100+ Cliff Eastham articles, but you still haven't gotten around to the Preamble
  • You can name the top five ways to be succesful on BR
  • You named you pet HBOTB
  • Your greatest achievment in life is those 1000 views you got on your last article
  • Your second greatest achievment in life is getting a good job from Cliff Eastham.(Thanks again man!)
  • Your top three websites are: www.bleacherreport.com, www.baseball-reference.com, and http://espn.go.com/espn/columnists/  (to see were you stack up)
  • You have ever dreamed of getting a POTD
  • You ever listened to Pat Mauro on the radio
  • You are reading this article
  •  You are in the top five in any area

Thanks for reading. I know there are manyI missed so add some more in comments and i'll put them in.

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