They threw me in a hole,

Threw down a rabid Steeler troll.

It plucked away my eyes,

I thought no one heard my cries,

I started screaming "WHY?"

Then not so much to my surprise,

some a-hole screamed out: "Cheater, DIE!"

 

This is a weak joke of a poem, but if you fancy yourself some kind of "poet," just shut up.