They threw me in a hole,
Threw down a rabid Steeler troll.
It plucked away my eyes,
I thought no one heard my cries,
I started screaming "WHY?"
Then not so much to my surprise,
some a-hole screamed out: "Cheater, DIE!"
This is a weak joke of a poem, but if you fancy yourself some kind of "poet," just shut up.