Pro Wrestling Lessons for Dummies

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What's up, it's Svyato coming in with a new article. Today, I will teach you some important lessons about Pro Wrestling.

When they say don't try this, they mean it!

Lesson No. 1, when they say don't try this at home, school, etc. They aren't kidding around. I remember when I was younger, I was wrestling with one of my friends and I hit him with a Pedigree.

He was down on the ground for close to 20 minutes. Luckily no teachers saw, that time. I said to myself that I wouldn't do it again!

Two or three weeks later, this one kid was pissing me off so I hit him with an RKO. Dude was down for only ten minutes, but a teacher managed to catch me anyway. I had a long chat with the principle.

When I came out the kid was there saying, "Haha, you got in trouble." And what did I do? I hit him with a Spear of course. Sadly I had bad timing because that's when the principle came out saying to one of his secretaries I believe that I learned my lesson.

Basically, I got detention for a while. Once again I said not to do it again.

They say actions speak louder than words. This is true because I would go on using moves like Choke Slam, Spinebuster, Death Valley Driver, and Walls of Jericho on people. I got to know the principals well.

So what I'm trying to say, is don't try this folks, because one day it might happen that you screw up the move and put the person in the hospital, where you are forced to pay their medical bill.

Don't do Wrestling Entrances At School!

Sounds stupid, doesn't it? Well tell that to these unfortunate souls...

The teacher was calling names (morning check on who's here and who isn't). She called my friends name and he wasn't there. She marked him absent and moved on, but mere seconds later the lights went out.

All of the sudden the Undertaker's music came on and he sneaked into the class. When one of the girls got the lights, he was in his seat. He said, "Sorry, I'm late."

He would be the sorry one, though. The teacher took away his Blackberry (played the Taker music) and gave him detention for a month. Poor guy.

Then there's the guy that did the Batista entrance in class where he does the thing when he bends down. He got embarrassed so bad. 

This one girl came up to him and asked him what he was doing. He told her he was doing Batista's entrance. She replied that she thought he was shooting cum out of his pants. He never did it again.

Then there's the guy who did the Cena entrance into the halls. He was walking around saying, "I'm so gangsta!" He would get trashed for a week.

Basically don't embarrass yourself by doing wrestling entrances in schools, clubs, or anywhere in general besides the wrestling ring.

Wrestling Your Pet Gerbils

One crazy summer day one of my pals brought over his pet gerbil to my house. I would like to inform you this was when we were younger, much younger.

I too had a gerbil. We thought it would be cool to wrestle them. He had a female gerbil while a had a male one.

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