He...Should...Go All the Way: 10 Sexy Takers of Tim Tebow's Virginity
College football is right around the bend, which means it's time for everyone to start talking about how amazing Tim Tebow is.
The reigning national champion, back for his senior season, is focusing solely on football. How do we know this? Because he told us recently that he's still a virgin and is saving himself for marriage, so we know he won't be too distracted by women this year.
However, I still think that's a lot of pressure to put on yourself, especially with girls all over campus gunning to be the first. It's not just the women on campus he has to worry about either.
Tim, I'm saying you might need to take one, literally, for the team.
So, without further ado, here are 10 sexy ladies who are the best candidates to take Tim Tebow's virginity.
10. Lucy Pinder
When this picture made its way onto the Internet, people started assuming that the hottie in that picture was also the woman to your left.
Unfortunately, the sexy lady in the water is none other than British "glamour" model Lucy Pinder, not the well-endowed coed that Tebow is cozying up to.
Still, we now know that Pinder is definitely his type, and I have a feeling he'd have a lot of trouble saying "no" to her.
9. Minka Kelly
Quarterbacks love cheerleaders, and what better cheerleader to take down Tebow than Friday Night Lights hottie Minka Kelly?
She's got that sweet, innocent look about her that would probably drive Tebow nuts, and she's played a born-again Christian on television.
Even though she's with Derek Jeter right now, at the rate he goes through women, she'll probably be available any day now. And we know she has a weakness for overhyped athletes.
8. Catherine Keener
Catherine Keener is one of the hottest cougars out there right now, but most importantly, she has experience in deflowering men.
Remember, she was the one who took Steve Carell's V-Card in The 40-Year-Old Virgin. I think her GILF character could easily take this 21-year-old virgin's.
7. Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson is back on the market after getting dumped by another hotshot quarterback, Tony Romo.
So we know Simpson has a thing for QBs, and she also vowed to stay a virgin until she was married.
The most important thing, though...Tebow goes crazy for the "jorts."
6. Julianne Hough
5. Britany Raymond
Britany Raymond is a really hot cheerleader for Florida. If her bikini doesn't do it for Tebow, maybe her personality will.
Her favorite class is Introduction to the New Testament, her favorite music is Rascal Flatts and Christian Alternative, and her favorite sport is football.
That's bona fide Tebow kryptonite right there.
4. Erin Andrews
I don't know how this hasn't happened yet. Erin Andrews is the fantasy of every college athlete out there and she is a Florida Gator herself.
Just look at these two. Aren't they adorable?
Did you hear that? That was the sound of every Tennessee fan dry heaving.
3. Layla Kiffin
Speaking of Tennessee...
If Tebow actually was going to lose his virginity this year, I can't think of any better way than to do it with Layla Kiffin, the gorgeous wife of Tennessee coach Lane Kiffin, who has been taking shots at Florida almost from the day he was hired.
If that wouldn't be the biggest "eff you" in sports, I don't know what would. And just take a look at Mrs. Kiffin. She's eight months preggers in that picture and still looks great. Tebow could sure do a lot worse.
2. Alberta Gator
This sexy lizard has had Tebow's heart for the longest time.
She's got that short dress that shows off a ton of leg, the long eyelashes, and the perfectly manicured claws. Not only that, but she's the biggest Florida fan around.
Tim should watch out, though. I hear she's an animal in bed.
1. Tim Tebow
Tim Tebow is such a badass that he is the only one who can take his own virginity.
He hasn't had sex yet because the moment he has sex with a women, she would be immediately impregnated with triplets who would all come out of the womb with the ability to throw a perfect spiral and run 4.3 40s.
The world just isn't ready for that yet.