Footie-Talk is a widely popular radio show on BR Radio Live, which is hosted and produced by Deepak Israni under the name Cool D. If you haven't heard of the show...well...you should be ashamed of yourself! Instead of downloading photos of Megan Fox, you should be listening to it! Heck, you can even do both at the same time!

Anyways. Due to popular demand, I have decided to publish our show as an article here. You know...cause b/r is the best website in the world. Let's get to it!

Guy 1: We are live in 5..4..3..3..2..1, lift-off.

Guy 2: YOU IDIOT, IT'S NOT LIFT-OFF!

Guy 1: Umm..we are live, and I think EVERYONE heard you, you are a mean mean person!

Deepak: Hey hey hey, f** off, this is MY show, are we live...?

Umm...Okay. I am bringing you today the special edition of "Footie-Talk", live from the BR Radio Live's studio, and my guest today is "The Audacious One"—Rocky Getters. We will discuss with him, many interesting and hot topics from the football world and get his unique opinion.

So Rocky, do you feel honoured to be on my show? Silly question, who wouldn't be honoured to sit next to me? But still, I would like to hear your thoughts.

Rocky: Do I get paid in cash or ....?

Deepak: *whispers* Ahem...later Rocky!

Rocky, first up,  Who do you think is going to win the FA Community Shield this Sunday? Manchester United or Chel….*snore*….

Rocky: What happened, wake up!

Deepak: Huh, wha..yeah...or Chelsea *in a sleepy voice*. Chelsea always put me to sleep.

Rocky: Expect more of that, Deepak. Now that Carletto is there! *sly grin*

I mean, while he was here at Milan, he had turned San Siro into a retirement home! The average age of our squad was what…80?

Sadly now, that is exactly our bank balance it seems… *saddened face*

Deepak: Anyways, AC Milan aren't doing so.. umm.. good. Do you think Milan can avoid relegation, many "pundits" have written them off, you know?

Rocky: I have ordered voodoo dolls of all players and managers is the Serie A. I think black magic is our only resort now…

Deepak: Really? Is it so bad?

Rocky: The only reason I like our coach Leonardo is because he bears the name of my favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle; Berlusconi cannot get his hands off hot models and look into matters of Milan, and stories of alien abductions make more sense than Galliani's transfer season tactics. So…yeah…

Deepak: Who would you like to see at Milan, Fabiano or Huntelaar?

MEM: *almost instantaneously after hearing the name Huntelaar* Huh, Huntelaar? I WANT HUNTELAAR NOW!

Deepak: Where did MEM come from? And I told you we are working on Huntelaar, calm down!

Rocky: Man, I think a player whose name I cannot pronounce must be a great player.  Look at One-yeah-woo-woo, the defender we just signed.

Deepak: You mean Onyewu?

Rocky: Errr… Of course! So, I’m all for bringing in that Huntelaar guy.

Deepak: So enough about Milan, what do you think about Real Madrid *casting a threatening look*?

Rocky: They have more stars than the Milky Way. I see a bright future for them. Only if Pellegrini can keep certain egos under check… *cough, cough* Ronaldo…

MEM: Ronaldive!

Deepak: And Barcelona *still with that threatening look*?

Rocky: I love Barcelona! I think they have a lot of talent and ability and somehow I feel…

*sees Deepak getting angry and drawing what looks to be a sharp dagger…*

Relegation! Barca will be relegated!

Deepak: *smiles* Gooooooooood!

Staying on the Barcelona topic, What do you feel about the Ibra deal? We all have heard Mourinho, and how he said he ripped off Barcelona, we want to listen to your thoughts.

Rocky: *laughs hysterically*

Deepak: What happened???

Rocky: I laugh every time I hear his name. I-bra! Hahaha!

MEM: Awesome™!

Deepak: Arsenal have also been a favorite topic to talk about these days after selling Kolo and Greedybayor,. What do you reckon will happen to the Gunners?

Rocky: Arsenal have sent Toure on a tour. But he will be sorely missed. I mean, talk about selling the only real defender they had, phew!

As for Adebayor? Arsenal have made the right move. Who wants a six-feet tall, good-for-nothing guy who talks in a French accent?

Deepak: Before we go, any predictions for the upcoming EPL season?

Rocky: Manchester United will try, Liverpool will cry; Manchester City will buy, Chelsea will rye… errr.. I mean, have a wry smile. But Wolves will be the shocking winners.  My psychic told me that. I'm betting my house, my car, my Chihuahua, my collection of Harry Potter books and even my Kenny G. CD collection on it!

Deepak: Well, that's it, folks! Time's up! We will meet once again and….

Rocky: Hey… uhh…what about my $50?

Deepak: Do you accept gift certificates?

Rocky: What the…f****!!!

*fight breaks out*

MEM: We will see you next time. This show is awesome™!

Note: Yes, the real Rocky Getters was interviewed, he is still recovering in the hospital—that is the reason why you don't see him online much.