The Five Hottest Sports Wives Version 2.0

Jordan Lopez recently published a list of the five hottest sports wives in the world. Here is his list:

Elin Nordegren (Tiger Woods - Pro Golf)
Vanessa Bryant (Kobe Bryant - NBA)
Victoria Beckham (David Beckham - MLS)
Stephanie McGwire (Mark McGwire - MLB)
Janet Jones (Wayne Gretzky - NHL)

Here is the link to view it in its entirety: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/227313-top-5-hot-sports-wives

First off, let me say that Jordan compiled an excellent list. This isn't meant to disagree with his as much as it is to offer pictures of more sports-related hotties to the site. (Who can argue with that?)

Jordan, I respect your endeavor but disagree with some of your choices.

Here, in MY opinion, are the five hottest sports wives in the world.

These are alphabetical, because to be honest, I tried to put them in order and couldn't do it. They all just have such great...personalities...

—Please comment with who you agree/disagree on! I'd love to hear where I got it right and/or got it wrong—

Anna Benson (Kris Benson - MLB Pitcher)

If that was a Mariners hat, it would be the background on my computer until the day I die. As is, it's an Orioles hat (despite my best efforts on Photoshop), and it will probably be my background anyways.

Despite the fact that Kris Benson fell off the face of the earth (he pitches for the Rangers now), photos of his wife are still very much part of the sports community.

Thanks Anna, for wielding a bikini and a baseball bat, and thus prompting every fantasy baseball nerd in the country to google your photos at least once.

Gisele Bundchen (Tom Brady - NFL Quarterback)

How you could have a "hottest" list and not include Gisele is beyond me.

Not only is she one of the most gorgeous women ever, but she also headlined for Victoria's Secret, which officially hosts the most gorgeous ad campaign ever, AND she is married to Tom "Jesus" Brady, who women think is one of the most gorgeous athletes ever (notice how gorgeous just keeps coming up when you talk about her?).

In short, everything this women does (quite literally, speaking of her husband) is sexy.

Yeah, the Christmas-themed outfit she is rocking doesn't hurt either.

I think it's safe to say that her work in the Victoria's Secret catalog has given many B/R writers some, uh, reading material...

Elisabeth Hasselbeck (Former NFL Quarterback)

Fitness...yes, that is quite an applicable cover for her to be on.

It's difficult to find a sexy picture of a chick who makes her living as a conservative TV personality, but this picture could do the trick.

For people who are oblivious to her co-host job on The View and don't know that she is married to ESPN analyst Tim Hasselbeck, you might recognize her from her time spent on the TV show Survivor.

Yes, this is the chick who somehow spent weeks on end in the wilderness and still looked hot.

Forget the fact that Tim Hasselbeck never made it as a pro in football. The bottom line is that he made it big in the department that matters the most...

Adriana Lima (Marko Jaric - NBA Point Guard)

When I heard Adriana Lima was on the cover of GQ, I thought to myself, "Why would a chick be on GQ?"

When I saw the pictures in it (one of them is shown above), I thought to myself, "Oh, that's why."

Lima is the second (and last) Victoria's Secret model to make this list, as she is married to NBA semi-pro Marko Jaric...that bastard.

Yeah, she's decent looking...

Eva Longoria (Tony Parker - NBA Point Guard)

Ask any man what they know about the show Desperate Housewives, and his response should be, "Oh, that's the one with that one hot chick, Eva Longoria."

Eva showed off her affinity for the French by marrying Spurs star Tony Parker and subsequently attending a number of San Antonio's games, much to the delight of male fans in attendance.

Hot? Check.

Sports fan? Check.

Would be willing to bring sports jerseys into the bedroom? Double-check.

Sounds like a keeper in my book.

Honorable Mention: Carmen Electra (Dennis Rodman - Former NBA Player)

Sure, she only married Dennis Rodman in a drunken haze.

Sure, she only cheated on him eight to 10 times in a one-year marriage.

Sure, she was famous from Playboy and TV shows long before she met Dennis Rodman.

But the truth remains that Carmen Electra was, at one point, a sports wife.

Take THAT.

I couldn't put her on the legit list, because she isn't a typical sports wife, but hell if this sex bomb didn't make it on the list via honorable mention.

That's the list—hope you guys enjoyed it!

sk.