Friday Night Rant: 7/31/09

Welcome to the first edition of "Friday Night Rants". As most of you know, I have the tendency to rant when something really pisses me off, so I came up with this concept to express my anger with what pissed/pisses me off in the world of wrestling. But with my anger also comes some positivity. I hope you all enjoy and please feel free to leave comments.

Money,money. Hell no!

I am so damn tired of CrymeTyme. I haven't been this nauseated of a tag team since The Headbangers. From their "Word Up" segment backstage on SmackDown! to becoming the #1 contenders for the WWE Unified Tag Team Championships at SummerSlam.

There is not a damn thing "gangsta" about CrymeTyme and they sure as hell don't keep it "poppin". Hell's bell, JTG revealed in WWE Magazine that he wore blue eye contacts in high school. Why would you share something like that when your character is suppose to be gangsta?

I wish that WWE wouldn't have brought Cryme Tyme back, I would have been happy with JTG returning by himself because he's a good wrestler, I enjoy watching him wrestle. But as far as Shad goes, me and my television can do without him. Simply put, split CrymeTyme up, release Shad and let JTG do his own thing.

Thumbs Down: WWE creative team

These mofo's get a big motherfucking thumbs down from the Jayman. They get a thumbs down for giving us the main event from SummerSlam 2007, featuring WWE Champion Randy Orton and John Cena. Hopefully, Orton retains!

Instead these inept insects should be focusing on pushing stars like MVP, Jack Swagger, Carlito and whoever busts their ass to the top...like Shelton Benjamin; who should have been a multiple World Champion by now.

As of right now, I'm liking TNA more and more each day.

Thumbs Up: Pushing LAX as singles wrestlers

TNA gets a thumbs up for pushing one of the most successful tag teams in TNA, LAX , and turning them into singles wrestlers. They're great as a Tag Team and I'm pretty positive they'll do great as singles wrestler.

Homicide winning his first singles title in TNA; the X Division Championship. Hopefully, TNA gives him a good run as champion because I'm sure he'll be a good champion.

And "SuperMex" Hernandez who made his in ring return on the 200 episode of Impact and scored a big win over Samoa Joe. I believe Hernandez will make good on his word by becoming the first latino TNA World Heavyweight Champion.

MIA: "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal

Damn the Main Event Mafia for right now because I want to know where is Jay Lethal?! Jay is another reason why I watch TNA, I love to watch him wrestle and impersonate Randy Savage.

Just like every other Jay Lethal fan, I need my weekly Lethal dosage; sans Consequences Creed. Simply because Creed needs to go sit his ass down somewhere and stop holding back Jay Lethal. I'm sure Creed has learn enough from Jay to have singles success...and then fail.

Anyway, I'm pleading with TNA to put "Black Machismo" back on tv!