You Might Be a Boise State Fan If...

Drew Morgan by Correspondent Written on July 31, 2009
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Cameon Shiflett recently wrote an article titled "You might be an Alabama fan if..."

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/221876-you-might-be-an-alabama-fan-if

It was a classic and has spawned some, but not enough, knock-offs.

So in that same spirit, I wanted to make sure the great fans in Boise are not underrepresented.

You might be as Boise State Bronco fan if...

  • Your lawn is blue.
  • You have a hard time watching your team play on boring green grass.
  • You know anyone in the nation would rather have a blue turf than that awful excuse for a stadium in Moscow.
  • You were stoked when Senator Larry Craig (University of Idaho grad) got caught in a Minnesota airport because of the door it opened up to more Vandal jokes.
  • You don't need any door to open to make Vandal jokes.
  • You are only reading this article hoping that it is about the Fiesta Bowl.
  • You have ever eaten an ice-cream potato at a football game.
  • You know what an ice-cream potato is.
  • You hear someone say "Boise" and instinctively yell "State!" (only applicable if your seat is on the west side).
  • You put on an Ian Johnson jersey to propose to your girlfriend.
  • You made your girlfriend wear a Boise State cheerleader uniform while you proposed to her in your Ian Johnson Jersey.
  • You know the Fiesta Bowl play-by-play by heart.
  • Your children are named Bart, Ryan, Jared, and Kellen.
  • These same children are all girls.
  • At least three times a day, you hear, "Yeah, but your schedule sucks!" from someone who thinks that it is breaking news.
  • Every time you reply, "Didn't you hear, we won the Fiesta Bowl!"
  • You know Lyle Smith is one of the greatest coaches of all time.
  • In November you wear your hunting clothes to the game because it's the only way to stay warm and still wear orange.
  • In October you wear your hunting clothes to the game because you are going hunting right after the game.
  • You are upset that this list isn't about the best plays of the Fiesta Bowl.
  • You've ever eaten duck after it crashed into the blue turf.
  • You have watched the statue of liberty play twice while reading this article.
  • You love your Broncos more than anything.

There it is. Feel free to add your own or keep it going by doing one for your team.

By the way, we won the Fiesta Bowl.

 

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