The Frisbee-Bang Theory: The Origin of Sports

In the beginning, God created Adam and Eve. He put the whole world at their feet.

To embellish their life and fill it with joy, he created a special dish for them to play with in the moments of boredom—in the absence of the TV set and other great inventions.

So, the first game of our parents was called: Frisbee.

We all know that history is judged by theories and speculations.

I was not alive centuries ago, which means I don't completely know or believe in some historical origins, especially those on sports.

So, I decided to build up my own theory on how or where some sports started.

Baseball

Baseball, for instance, was the first sport to have the frisbee as its origin.

It sounds crazy, right? Believe me, that’s the only unique truth in "Absurdistan."

Once, there was a guy who was addicted to playing frisbee with his dog. One day, the dog was sick, so he wasn't even able to stand up.

As a result, the man called his son to replace the dog.

The son: "Daddy, I will never make it as Max did."

The father: "Come on son, give it a try!"

After some failed tries, the son turned to his dad and said:

"Why don't you replace this f....dish with a ball? It would be easier for me to catch."

The father did as his son had asked.

He was astonished by the results of the game.

However, he never knew that this game was the birth of baseball.

The Competition and Protest against Baseball.

This was the reaction of dogs against the idea that men should replace them in their best game.

Check them out, as they try to reach the height of a great baseball player.

Basketball

I have no comment!

Soccer (Goalkeeping)

Soccer was invented in England.

A group of young, bored boys started playing in the streets of Footshire, kicking everything they came across.

The Queen, as an old lady, couldn't stand the noise and chaos of the little hooligans.

To get some peace of mind, she simply exported the game freely to Brazil, where there are more boys and more natural spaces than in England. In the end, Brazil excelled at the game.

As for the picture above, it's an American soccer team.

They were losing many matches because they never used a goalkeeper. Then, while playing international matches, they realized that it is important to have a good goalkeeper.

They discovered this great talent (pictured above) playing frisbee in Canada. They cloned his abilities and talent and gave him the name of: Tim Howard.

Discus Throw.

This is Wikipedia's definition of the discus throw:

"The discus throw is an event in track and field competition in which an athlete throws a heavy disc [it was once a light one as in the pic]—called a discus—in an attempt to mark a farther distance than his or her competitors."

F1

F1 was invented in Italy.

Enzo Ferrari's fantastic car was made for the Roman emperors. But not even Julius Cesar could drive the rocket.

To get rid of this dangerous car, they gave it to the German monster, "Schumacher." And some years later, he was the first to change the frisbee tires.

As a result, he excelled all around the world.

Rugby or American Football?

What do you think?

Volleyball (or Maybe Handball)

Again, I have no comment! Watch and compare. It's up to you to judge.

Aliens' No. 1 Hobby

When aliens are not working, they are always shooting some UFO—frisbees—in order to frighten us. They actually love it, and they are simply looking for some new rivals on our planet. It's not their intention to scare us.

The First Alien on Our Planet To Play Frisbee

This is the first alien to take part in a game of frisbee with humans on Earth.

The First Championship of Frisbee: Aliens Vs. Humans

The only condition that made humans accept the game was using small "UFO" dishes so that other countries were not frightened.

Tennis-Baseball-Basketball

Just contemplate the photo, and try to find out how many sports you can get out of it!

The Frisbee is the Symbol of Freedom and Respect.

Remember to play fair and to say no to racism in sports.

The Frisbee Affected Our Traditions and Customs

Once again, I have no comment!

Thanks for Taking the Time To Read and Comment!

Damali Binta has left a wonderful comment. I hope you enjoy it as well:

"I enjoyed it. Well, we see the world differently. When I talk about the frisbee, I tell folks the [E]arth rotates [at] about 1,000 mph and hurls like a frisbee at about 67,000 mph."