Five Hottest Sports Wives Prove It's Nice to Win Trophies, but Better to Marry One

Here we go. These five chicks aren't just married to some of the best athletes in the world, they're some of the hottest chicks in the world too.

Let me guess, they don't love their husbands for their millions, right? It's all about a real connection, "hahahaha."

I've selected five of the chicks that I believe to be the hottest out of all the pro sports wives. It's nice to win trophies, but it's also nice to marry one. All the weddings, rings, and gifts that are bought for these wives by their athlete husbands could support a small country's economy.

Anyways, I just wanted to write a slideshow that was fun to read and not just about the facts.

Elin Nordegren—Tiger Woods

Birth Name: Elin Nordegren
Born: Jan. 1, 1980, Stockholm, Sweden
Occupation: Model (Tiger Woods money spender)
Married: Oct. 5, 2004

Wow, Elin is a hottie. If any of you saw her modeling pics, you would definitely agree. She was introduced to Tiger by her twin sister (probably another smoking Swedish broad) at the 2001 British Open.

She has two children with Tiger, Sam Alexis and Charlie Axel. Their wedding was an estimated $1.5 million. She must've been a really happy bride.

Well Tiger, I bet she's a real hole in one, eh...good job!

Vanessa Bryant—Kobe Bryant

Birth Name: Vanessa Laines
Born: May 5, 1982, Huntington Beach, California
Occupation: Dancer (before marrying Kobe)
Married: Apr. 18, 2001

Kobe met this beauty at a music video shoot where she was a backup dancer. They then got married while she was only 18 and still in high school. Her ring was valued at an estimated $100,000.

You all probably know the story of Kobe's unfaithfulness to his wife: A girl accused him of sexual assault, but his wife still stood by him the whole time.

Come on, if you were Kobe, would you really cheat on a fine chick like Vanessa? I wouldn't either. I'd love to dribble my balls between those legs.

Victoria Beckham—David Beckham

Birth Name: Victoria Caroline Adams
Born: Apr. 17, 1974, Harlow, Essex, England
Occupation: Singer, Songwriter, Fashion Designer
Married: July 4, 1999

Everyone knew this pop singer before she met David. She's from the '90s girl power group Spice Girls, which made millions. She is said to be worth about £112 million.

She has three sons with her husband David. She is one of the biggest style setters of today.

For a tiny little thing, she's still smoking hot in my books. I'd sure like to bend it like Beckham.

Stephanie McGwire—Mark McGwire

Unfortunately I could not upload any pictures of this beauty. I'm very sorry none of you can see her, but if you type in her name into google, I guarantee you won't be disappointed. I promise.

Birth Name: Stephanie Slemer
Born: Apr. 20
Occupation: Pharmaceutical Sales Rep (until she married Mark)
Married: 2002

Weird thing is I couldn't find any info on this broad; for some reason she's like anti-Internet friendly. The only thing I could find are some smoking hot pics of her.

I wonder if she's noticing the effects of steroids on Mark and his little soldier.

Janet Jones—Wayne Gretzky

Birth Name: Janet Jones
Born: Jan. 10, 1961, Bridgeton, Missouri
Occupation: Actress, Dancer, Aerobics Instructor
Married: July 17, 1988

I bet all of you have seen the picture of Janet wearing her panties, bra, and half hockey gear. By far one of the hottest hockey pictures I've ever seen.

Besides being an actress and Gretzky's wife, she also was in Playboy, which is automatically 50 points in most guys' grading systems.

Their wedding was shown on TV live across Canada. That just shows you how much Canada loves their hockey and their favourite player's wife.

If I was Gretzky, I'd go five hole all the time.