Congrats Philadelphia, you finally found a pitcher that could actually pitch well. Mets fans, look at this despicable face and learn to hate at as much as you hate Cole Hamels and that stupid Rollins kid. But the San Man and Big Pelf are enough to teach this new kid in town a lesson. I can't wait to see him explode in his new home, Citizens Bank Park.

So, WHO GIVES A ****?