Defending Erin Andrews

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Defending Erin Andrews

Tyler Ohmann thinks Erin Andrews orchestrated the inappropriate nude videos of herself which are floating around the internet. Therefore, he is on my shit list.

Who the hell is Tyler Ohmann, you ask? Well, he’s a complete moron. Aside from that, he moonlights as the “sports editor” of the University Chronicle for St. Cloud State University in Minnesota. Me being a fellow Husky, I can’t decide whether I’m more irritated with his views on the matter, or the fact that we attend the same institution. Too bad they don’t offer a Common Sense course for guys like him.

Before I continue my rant, most of you know I’m generally not an angry person, and it’s incredibly difficult to offend me. However, it’s articles like these from this past Sunday by scumbags like Tyler that piss me off to the point of clenched fists.

I feel like walking around town until I find this d-bag. When I did, I’d kick him square in the nuts, and videotape it. Then, I’d put the video on the internet and tell everyone he paid me to do it. Instead, I’ll write a quick rebuttal…

Dear Dickhead,

Not only was your article poorly constructed, it was chock full of idiotic, tactless remarks. I realize it was an opinion piece, but let’s get a grip of the English language and grammar before we call ourselves sports editors, alright?

Pretty sure if anyone spied on you in your hotel room, they’d find you either playing World of Warcraft or rubbing one out, likely to EA’s 3-minute video clip.

Now to the point. Erin Andrews is the victim here. She didn’t pay someone to post nude, voyeuristic videos of her ironing her pants and curling her hair on the internet. The woman has class, which is something you clearly lack. Also, she knows her stuff. Though she is attractive, she’s not just another pretty face. The lady was raised in the business and it shows.

Keep up the fantastic work,
Sooze

On that note, head on over and give Tyler a piece of your mind. It’d be worth the two seconds it takes to register to let him know what a dumbass he is.

 

Sooze is a Sports Jabber Contributing Author. Read more of her works at Babes Love Baseball.

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