You Might Be a Florida Gators Fan If....

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You Might Be a Florida Gators Fan If....

I don't really need to give an introduction after that title, do I? Anyhow, this article is part of B/R's cooperative series of "You might be a (insert name here) fan if...." started by the lovely Cameon Shiflett. Click here for the original article.

This is a humorous article and is not made to offend anyone, of course if it does, you can always cry about it on the comment board. Again, this is a humorous article.

Let me start by saying I am a PROUD Gator fan. I bleed orange and blue, and I love nothing more than a game at The Swamp. That being said....

  • You might be a Gator fan if you are in love with Tim Tebow.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you look down on the bandwagon fans of FSU and Miami.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you consider "being wrong" a sin.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you own two of the same Gator shirts.
  • You might be a Gator fan if "the Seminole wave" actually makes you puke.
  • You might be a Gator fan if tailgating starts on Thursday.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you don't believe in moral victories, just the scoreboard.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you use your Facebook status to count down the days until September 5, 2009 (42 days, F.Y.I.).
  • You might be a Gator fan if your darts board has a picture of Lane Kiffin on it.
  • You might be a Gator fan if said darts board use to have a picture of Ron Zook.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you are completely oblivious to how obnoxious you sound when you talk about the Gators.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you just don't care.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you isolate yourself from the world following a loss.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you visit the Swamp just for the hell of it.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you think the Pride of the Sunshine could wipe the floor with any orchestra on the planet.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you have a custom Gator-themed table in your apartment.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you lit a couch on fire during the celebration of the 2009 National Championship.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you have a stockpile of orange and blue paint because of a a horrifying experience you had at the Home Depot.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you look forward to dancing with the Hare-Krishna's every Saturday.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you want Billy Donovan to raise your kids.
  • You might be a Gator fan if....

Let's see some good ones, yeah?

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