You Might Be a Florida Gators Fan If....

Use your ← → (arrow) keys to browse more stories
You Might Be a Florida Gators Fan If....

I don't really need to give an introduction after that title, do I? Anyhow, this article is part of B/R's cooperative series of "You might be a (insert name here) fan if...." started by the lovely Cameon Shiflett. Click here for the original article.

This is a humorous article and is not made to offend anyone, of course if it does, you can always cry about it on the comment board. Again, this is a humorous article.

Let me start by saying I am a PROUD Gator fan. I bleed orange and blue, and I love nothing more than a game at The Swamp. That being said....

  • You might be a Gator fan if you are in love with Tim Tebow.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you look down on the bandwagon fans of FSU and Miami.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you consider "being wrong" a sin.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you own two of the same Gator shirts.
  • You might be a Gator fan if "the Seminole wave" actually makes you puke.
  • You might be a Gator fan if tailgating starts on Thursday.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you don't believe in moral victories, just the scoreboard.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you use your Facebook status to count down the days until September 5, 2009 (42 days, F.Y.I.).
  • You might be a Gator fan if your darts board has a picture of Lane Kiffin on it.
  • You might be a Gator fan if said darts board use to have a picture of Ron Zook.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you are completely oblivious to how obnoxious you sound when you talk about the Gators.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you just don't care.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you isolate yourself from the world following a loss.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you visit the Swamp just for the hell of it.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you think the Pride of the Sunshine could wipe the floor with any orchestra on the planet.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you have a custom Gator-themed table in your apartment.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you lit a couch on fire during the celebration of the 2009 National Championship.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you have a stockpile of orange and blue paint because of a a horrifying experience you had at the Home Depot.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you look forward to dancing with the Hare-Krishna's every Saturday.
  • You might be a Gator fan if you want Billy Donovan to raise your kids.
  • You might be a Gator fan if....

Let's see some good ones, yeah?

Follow Florida Gators Football from B/R on Facebook

Follow Florida Gators Football from B/R on Facebook and get the latest updates straight to your newsfeed!

Team StreamTM

Florida Gators Football

Subscribe Now

By signing up for our newsletter, you agree to our Terms and Privacy Policy.

Thanks for signing up.