Chiefs fans have had fun with their inordinate amount of draft picks. Patriots fans feel OK with their additions and subtractions. Even the Raiders look like they are a better team, and that is saying something.
Other people, teams, and fans haven't had such a great offseason. Here are a few ways you know that your NFL offseason is sucking:
- Rex Grossman is still your starting quarterback.
- You're a Bengals fan, but not a bondsman.
- You had Pacman Jones in the "NFL Player to get arrested at Lake Travis" pool.
- Mel Kiper Jr. says you are having a great offseason.
- You are the Senior Senator from the great state of Pennsylvania.
- DeSean Jackson is your new go-to receiver.
- You're a mustard salesman, and you were hoping to get a boost from the NFL Draft. (Lame "Mayo" Joke)
- J! E! T! S!
- Two words: Tomase, John.
- You know Adarius Bowman, but you're not his dealer.
- You're Adarius Bowman.
- Matt Leinart didn't help you with any of your kegstands.
- (Afraid to insert Marvin Harrison joke)
- Your team president didn't even draft a WR. (Lions Fans only)
- Mario Manningham beat you in truth or dare.
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