The Detroit area is known for two things, The mass production of cars, and the mass drinking of Lions Kool-Aid and cornbread.
It starts during training camp, and through the Lions undefeated preseason, and comes to a screeching stop come game one of the regular season.
This year could be different—this year could be the start of a whole new era! Here is some fresh Cornbread and Kool Aid straight from the kitchen. The top 10 reasons the Lions will not lose all of its games!
Matt Millen is finally in charge of something other than making the Lions a bad football team—he will now make the NBC and ESPN football broadcasts bad too!
Mega-tron was able to Defeat Optimus Prime once, so you have to think that a man who has been called "Mega-Tron" should be able to defeat Optimus Favre.
Nothing he predicted ever came true in Detroit.
Not really. http://bleacherreport.com/slideshows/new# But, I am sure the guy can still run!
Thanks to this new logo, you forget all about last year's 0-16 season, 50 years of playoff losses, and zero Super Bowl titles, right?
George is well-known for jumping the gun on everything, and I am sure this is no exception.
Matthew Stafford has agreed if all does not go well, he will promptly change his name to Matthew Ford-Staff, and immediately be laid off.
No one knows how to use the Schwartz like this guy!! Lions will win a game for sure!
If all goes well in Detroit, Matthew Stafford as promised will in fact become the next Bobby Lane, by legally changing his name to "Bobby Lane."
Jim Schwartz announced that Kid Rock has been granted full control over Detroit cheerleaders. That makes everyone a winner!