SSNN, the Onion of online sports world, and the self professed most Serious Sports News Network ever, has released a "news story" that adds to the lore of the USC-UCLA rivalry: Neuiheisel, Carroll engage in wrestling match over recruit. And as the article goes on to say, this match got physical.
Gonzalez's mother, Louisa, said she was forced to call local law enforcement when Pete Carroll and Rick Neuheisel became involved in a heated verbal exchange that quickly turned physical, after a scheduling snafu led to the two running into each other at the Gonzalez home, both attempting to recruit her son.
That's when it got ugly:
"Mr. Carroll called Mr. Neuheisel a ‘'JV coach who couldn't recruit if his grandmother's life depended on it.' In response, Mr. Neuheisel said Mr. Carroll was a 'talent whore'...
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