Bleacher Report is one of the fastest-growing websites on the Internet today. Such growth tends to lead to addiction. With that said, I have compiled a list of the top 10 ways that Bleacher Report can ruin your family.
Side note: I know I recently stated my feelings on lists needing a criteria. Fear not, I used the latest Princeton University research findings to back up my list.
10) Your mom tells you that you need to go outside, get some sun, and meet some friends. You reply, "I have friends. I have 56 fans on Bleacher Report."
9) You put your family on notice that all household chores (feeding dog, taking out garbage, etc.) will be completed only after you've finished whatever article you are working on at the time.
8) For your child's Career Day, you show up in a shirt and tie and explain to the class that you are a B/R writer; in fact, the No. 14 writer in the New York Giants community.
7) No one else in your family has a B/R account but they know all the writers in your chosen community.
6) Whenever your son/daughter acts up, you ask them why they can't be more like Graham Brunell or Taylor Rummel.
5) Out of the blue, you tell your family to pack up because the you'll all be moving to San Francisco so you can be closer to the B/R office.
4) Most of the "family vacation fund" money was spent at the Bleacher Report store.
3) You have Tonya Harding's number on speed dial just in case Leroy Watson or Blaine Spence publishes an article on the same day you do.
2) You replaced your wedding photo with a photoshopped picture of you and Zander in front of the previous Yankee Stadium.
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