I might be a slow learner, but I get there in the end.
Intense study, whole minutes of it, has taught me that, to paraphrase H.L. Mencken, nobody ever lost readers by underestimating the taste of the Bleacher public.
To rephrase that, the customer is always right, and Bleacher readers do seem to like slideshows. And hot babes.
Titillation is very popular, my friends, and how does that word begin? Say it loud, say it slow, you'll feel all the better for it.
And if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Here we go then, on to Scott's sleazy slideshow. Starting on Suggestive Street, we will visit Cleavage Canyon, Bra-Strap Boulevard, Pantie Place, and other dream locations.
For our first call, we see a study titled "Russian With Fruit."
Woman—mouth—banana. Let your imaginations run wild, boys—she only does it to tease you.