It's a Conspiracy, I Tell You! AFC North Edition (Humor)

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It's a Conspiracy, I Tell You! AFC North Edition (Humor)

Well, judging by the lack of comments for my "It's A Conspiracy, I Tell You! AFC East Edition" slideshow a few weeks ago, I was determined NOT to post another "It's a Conspiracy, I Tell You!" piece.

Guess it wasn't funny enough...but heck, whats not to laugh at, with Rex Ryan's look of irony or players bowing to Tony "Soprano" Sparano?

Maybe I just did the wrong division. The thing is, being a Fins fan I tend to follow what's happening in the AFC East.

But then, Big Ben of Steeler Super Bowl victory fame seems to have gotten himself into a jam when he was at Lake Tahoe's Harruh's Casino and meeting up with Andrea McNulty, who has now accused him of "sexual assault."

As they used to say about Namath, "Say It Ain't So," Ben!

I mean, with that gorgeous Super Bowl Ring of yours, you don't need that floozy! And what were you doing in that den of iniquity, anyway?

Well, I got a hold of Andrea herself. "Fact is, Benny Boy was betting all that Super Bowl money of his on whether I would give him a blow job!"

Instead, she ruefully admitted, "He gave me one...right up the old sex assault alley!"

So then, I asked her, "Why didn't you file a police report?" Because I can't find a sports site anywhere where it can be verified that she filed a police report before filing sex assault charges on the Steeler Quarterback.

"Because," she responded, "then I'd have to admit the real reason I charged him with sex assault is because I'm a Cardinals fanatic and I want to hurt the Steelers real bad by messing around with Big Ben!"

And then, other wierd happening started to occur inside a division, the AFC North, that I ordinarily couldn't care less about.

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