I am back to offer my own version of David Letterman's Top Ten. My focus for this one is the small but ever-vibrant tennis section of the Bleacher Report.
I apologize that I did not get everyone I wanted to but there may be another one I will do that will get more of you out there.
Hope you enjoy!!
10. Asked who Roger was and received an immediate pummeling by a certain redref0regor.
Chatting with JA Allen who convulsed, lowered her voice and whispered - I am not JA, I am Jillie Jones.
Arguing one too many times with writer Tim Ruffin, he sent his big cousin Chad who made me get intimate with pavement.
Stopped argument with Rob York when found out his nickname is "American Werewolf in Korea."
Asked Claudia Celestial Girl out on a date. Ironically, she told me to go to hell.
Got Rocky's secret to dominating humor on B/R - "10% writing and 97% spamming comments. Work it, baby!"
Posting this picture anonymously because LJ Silver threatened to burn it and my house down.
Having second thoughts of poking fun at Rohini when realizing that she could cast a spell on me.
Tried to seduce Frankie by putting on a Roger Federer mask.
Got kneed in the crotch for trying to sell Clarabella fake Flushing Meadow tickets outside Centre Court, Wimbledon.