Why is this news? It's new because Mark Madsen is responsible for one of the worst moments in parade history.
After the Lakers won one of their titles, Madsen felt the urge to dance, and the rest is history.
I am warning the Clippers to throw away their season. If the Clippers continue their title-winning pace, Madsen will be dancing yearly, which is hazardous to children and pregnant women.
So, I am pleading for the Clippers to stop their winning ways and to start losing for once. They need to do this for everyone else's sake, as Mark Madsen's dancing will cause the end of the world