A Note Of Thanks To Manchester City From Arsenal Fans

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Hello Citizens, We, Gooners congratulate you on your successful signing of his goal scoring-ness "Adebayor"

Well this is not just an average signing, is it? Not many times one has seen the club whose star playing is leaving happy as compared to the club who is actually getting him. It is something more than just a signing, it is like God, Himself came down and helped us with two things.

Firstly, He took Adebayor away from us, and then He found someone dumb enough to pay 25 million quids for him.

For an Arsenal fan like me, it is more good than winning the league, ok I was fucking kidding there. However, it is still good ok !

I know how you ultra happy Citizens would be feeling right now. You people must be thinking, has Mark Huges gone bonkers? Well yes, he kind of has gone looney. Then again, which manager has the balls to play four world-class strikers, huh? 

Forget that, which bloody manager has got four world-class goal-scoring machines at his disposal? NOBODY.

You people have got the best offense, but a team is complete when it has a good defensive unit as well, for that we are willing to help you again. 

You see we also have a good crop of defenders at our disposal, defenders that you won't be able to find anywhere else. We have Sanderos, he just came back after playing for Milan. MILAN, did anyone of your team players played for Milan?

We can offer you Silvestre as well, the lad has been a part of your city rivals for a great period of time, he can help you by giving some tips about how sissy Manchester United is.

Seeing that you want to break in the top four and make it your home like us, we are willing to forward our ever helping hand, but we won't be doing it for free. It is not like your GCSE exam paper where you ask for an answer from a friend sitting behind you, no sir!

You pay us we help you, like we just gave you a striker, whose worth is in BILLIONS for just 25 million.

Finally, I close this by saying a note of appreciation to Manchester city, who have been so nice that they have paid us 25 million for a stirker who is the most awesome striker ever to have set foot on this earth. The reason we sold  him is we are not a bigger enough club. The player is too big, and only you, a big club can take him under your wings and enhance his potential. 

Note: When I say big I mean, the big DUMB club

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