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How come just about every girl you meet on this site is like the coolest chick in the world?
And how come they're all really nice?
And how come they're all really easy on the eyes?
And how come they all know sports? (Might be the biggest attraction right there)
And how come I didn't join this site before I got married?
KIDDING. ONLY KIDDING. Love you, Stacy!
My top 5 b/r girls that I'd like to meet in person, especially if I was single:
5. Danielle Classen (hope that's spelled right)
Haven't seen her around in a while, but she was one heck of an editor. She also had this awesome profile picture with a mirror. Very intriguing. And she was so nice, it made her feel attainable, you know?
4. Jeanne Buzzell
Most of you don't know Jeanne. She was the first example of this phenomenon for me.
Search her name, read her bio and the part about kickers. I just about fell down laughing.
And she's pretty cute too....
3. Kimberley Nash
A top-50 NFL ranked writer, I first saw a post from the lovely Ms. Nash regarding a piece about Rex Grossman being a viable backup QB option for Jacksonville before he signed with Houston.
This one guy, don't remember his name, jumped right down Kim's throat and accused her of throwing out baseless, inaccurate information.
She came back and dropped the thunder on this dude. Stats for everything you could imagine.
Right then, I was smitten. And she knew what she was talking about.
A lot of times guys on sports sites feel like chicks need to prove themselves.
This strong young woman (even though she's a bulldog fan. Gators baby! 16 out of 19!) sent this cat running for cover.
Keep fighting the power sister!
2. Jessica Reuter
Jessica's a big-time Orlando fan from Buffalo, which is my pop's hometown. So there was an instant shared interest.
And everytime she changes her profile pic, my jaw drops a little lower.
She first had this sweet self taken profile pic.
The next one I saw, she was wearing sunglasses and was looking very, um, alluringly at the camera. It looked like she was in the back seat of the car.
It also looked very hot outside. I'm not sure if that's because of the temperature outside the car or inside the car...
She just edited an article of mine for the first time in whatever, and I clicked on her profile to leave her a thanks on the BB, and she had this kind of dark, punk rocker chick thing going on.
It looked like she could have been the new lead singer of the Dead Weather. But I like that, homes, I like that.
Anyone who's read any of my recent stuff (I'd like to think of it as the Sgt. Pepper with an attitude phase) knows that this girl means the world to me.
She's the best smack runner, male or female, that I've ever had the good fortune of jousting with.
She's also very kind, considerate, out-going, etc.
So if you meet my brother Patrick and like him, y'all should kick it. And then maybe one day we'll be in-laws and we can tell stories about 40-post comment threads dealing with Mark Madsen's dance moves and smelly cheese.
Honorable Mention: Cameon Shiflett
Sorry, you don't make the top 5 darlin' but you're only 17 and you're a Bama fan. And I don't even know what your political views are yet....