The 10 Sexiest Uniforms in Sports
We all know that cheerleaders get most of the glory when it comes to looking good when you're out on the field of play. But let's not forget that there are some sexy athletes out there.
If you can chase down a fly ball, or knock down a three, or smash a killer forehard, all while looking fabulous, who are we to deny you (and male viewers) that pleasure?
Here are the 10 sexiest uniforms in sports.
The bikini gets all the glory, but the one-piece can totally hold its own.
Swimmers need to be able to swim quickly without being dragged down by what they are wearing, then pop out of the water looking fine as ever.
Skin-tight, body-hugging uniforms? Yes please.
Whoever decided that tennis players should compete in sundresses should be given a medal.
I mean, come on, look at that. She looks like she could take off the visor, leave the racket, and go clubbing without changing clothes.
The way they hold their balls up their dress too is pretty sexy.
Golfers need clothes that doesn't restrict them too much. They need to be able to swing a club without any problem.
That means they need very light, well-fitting clothes. These go perfect with the ol' golfer stretch.
Track & Field
(Resisting the urge to make a pole vaulting joke...)
Track and field athletes need to have the kind of clothes that let them do a variety of things—whether it's running, jumping, shot putting, or riding a giant pole to glory.
Sorry, I tried.
Basketball is great because of the mystery. The uniforms aren't form-fitting like most on this list.
A player could have a fantastic body underneath her uniform, but we wouldn't really be able to know.
But we want to find out.
Beach volleyball players wear bikinis for a very specific reason.
It's not because it allows them movement. It's not because it's so hot out when they play that they need less clothes. It's not even so they can get a nice tan when they play.
It's because nobody would really care about the sport if they didn't.
Softball is just like baseball, except the players can wear shorts when they play. Unlike baseball, I'm actually okay with that.
There's no need to make the ladies wear the horribly restrictive uniforms that the men do. The uniform lets them play to their strengths.
Soccer is all in favor of the shorts too. The sports bra is always a staple, but I think soccer should try to figure out a way to change that.
If Brandi Chastain scored the winning goal in the World Cup and then tore off her shirt to reveal some lace, I think it would have made women's soccer much more popular to this day.
Admittedly, it's not the most sensible uniform, but it gets the job done.
While ice may seem like a strange surface to wear such few clothes covering your legs, it does allow for easier movement and bigger groups of fans coming out to watch.
I know that none of you are looking at this (most of you have no interest in what I'm writing anyway), but what is it about eye black on a woman that is so sexy?
I digress. This uniform may not offer much protection from big hits or sketchy guys, but it gets high marks in comfort and sexiness, which is really what matters.