Debate: 'Sheed Or Ron Ron

Caleb R.Contributor IJuly 15, 2009

AUBURN HILLS, MI - APRIL 26:  Joe Smith #32 of the Cleveland Cavaliers and Rasheed Wallace #30 of the Detroit Pistons battle for rebounding position in Game Four of the Eastern Conference Quarterfinals during the 2009 NBA Playoffs at the Palace of Auburn Hills on April 26, 2009 in Auburn Hills, Michigan.  The Cavaliers won 99-78.  NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement.  (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)

Ty Says Ron A.: Ron Artest is obviously the best of the best here. He hits (his) and twos. He plays great defense. He is a winner. Come on. Can you get any better that? Please.

John Says Who Cares?: They're both old and worn-out and worthless. Neither of them should be playing right now, anymore. I can't believe that The Celtics would even sign this friggin' loser. Anyways, I could care less about stupid old basketball.

Dan Says Rasheed: He is a big guy who hits his threes. I love that. He is the beast of the court out there, people. No one (that has been signed, yet, of course) is better than this guy. I win.

Josh Says Artest: He, as Tyler said, hits his threes and twos. He plays defense (Once Again) and he is, still, one of the best (NBA (Basketball)) players out there. Any comments, ya'll.

Jordan Says I Quit: This has gotten stupid because you benched me. Bye.

Yes, once again, Josh, you're not black. Jordan and John are obviously out. I am also sending out Josh. And the winner is,............... Tyler. Sorry, Dan. And our two new guys are........ Ryan W. and Dylan. Say "Hi" to 'em, ya'll. This is your host, Jack, signing out, here, people.