The Best Things about B/R in my First (and last) Two Months (Satire...or Not?)

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The Best Things about B/R in my First (and last) Two Months (Satire...or Not?)

Before you stop and say to yourselves, "I know that dude from somewhere, but I don't drink red wine or like Phish (love the food and the ice cream though).

Where do I know him from?

This is a guy named Zander Freund (I think that's his last name). He's like the first inmate to rape you when you get thrown into the prison for marijuana charges.

Except that the cell you share is the Internet.
And his way of "raping you" (that is to say, getting you accustomed to this site) is by adding you as a fan as soon as you get into the forum.

Think about it if you're a writer. Unless you're experienced in writing, you're probably scared crapless.

Then, all of a sudden, you have a "friend." Aww, isn't that cute? (Actually, it's a way of getting you to feel loyal to someone who doesn't give a flying bleep about you, but we'll get to that later.)

This, in my mind, I imagine, is the same way a young kid who hits the penal system feels when he comes someone's bitch. You know that at least one person's in your corner.

He is NOT one of the best things about B/R. But for some reason, he is my friend twice on B/R.

Damn, I guess I'm just that bleeping good (but not good enough for cbssports apparently).

And if any editor comes along and capitalize this and any mention of cbs from here on out will be hunted down like Stephen Baldwin's nephew David in Arizona.

Quick, what movie was that? Gotta keep you on your toes...

But anyway, these are the BEST things about B/R. If I'm not banned from the site first, I'll write a version of the WORST in the next few days.

It's time to get busy.

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