Fantasy Football 2014: Player-Based Team Names and First-Round Mock Draft

R. Cory Smith@@RCorySmithSenior Writer IAugust 31, 2014

ARLINGTON, TX - DECEMBER 29:   Dez Bryant #88 of the Dallas Cowboys runs off of the field in the second half against the Philadelphia Eagles at Cowboys Stadium on December 29, 2013 in Arlington, Texas.  (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)
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As the NFL season approaches, fantasy football owners everywhere are salivating over their lineup or potential rosters ahead of drafts. Whether you have your team set or are awaiting the start of the first round, there is still plenty of preparation before the year starts.

Before sitting down for the draft, owners want to know who to select with their opening pick. By missing on the first selection, teams can be set back for the entire season.

As for those who have already drafted and others who know the players they're targeting, player-based team names are the way to go. With several new players to reference, a fresh name could wash away bad memories from losing in past seasons.

Here's a look at an updated first-round mock draft and some of the top team names for the 2014 season.

Full 12-Team Fantasy Mock Draft
1LeSean McCoyRBPhiladelphia Eagles
2Jamaal CharlesRBKansas City Chiefs
3Adrian PetersonRBMinnesota Vikings
4Matt ForteRBChicago Bears
5Eddie LacyRBGreen Bay Packers
6Calvin JohnsonWRDetroit Lions
7Dez BryantWRDallas Cowboys
8Jimmy GrahamTENew Orleans Saints
9Peyton ManningQBDenver Broncos
10Marshawn LynchRBSeattle Seahawks
11Demaryius ThomasWRDenver Broncos
12DeMarco MurrayRBDallas Cowboys
R. Cory Smith's Projections


Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles

No, Blake Bortles won't win you any fantasy football games early on. But with this name, no one expects an owner to have Bortles on the roster.

The first-round pick has turned some heads thus far, as Jacksonville Jaguars offensive coordinator Jedd Fisch spoke about, per The Associated Press (via Fox Sports):

We're excited about how he has progressed. I think it's a situation now where each day we are just looking for improvement, and he has challenged himself to get better every day. So, really I'm not exactly sure where I expect him to be, so he is doing well for where he is at.

Needless to say, he's not exactly QB1 or QB2 material. That last name, on the other hand, is prime material for fantasy owners' team names. Using a timeless classic like TMNT makes for a fun—and family friendly—team name for the 2014 season.

Not everyone is in a league composed entirely of adults, so this one is a safe pick while also remaining humorous. And if Bortles does take over the starting duties sometime in the future, he might also make a great waiver-wire pickup down the road.


You Sankeyd My Battleship

Not a fan of "Do the Sankey Leg" but have Bishop Sankey on the roster? This is the name for you heading into the 2014 season.

His name is perfect for hilarious team names like this, but his skill makes him an even better pickup. While Bortles is a liability on anyone's roster right now, Sankey looks like a solid RB2 or flex option at the start of the season.

While some are sold on the Tennessee Titans running back, Michael Beller of Sports Illustrated offers his take:

It looks as though [Shonn] Greene will open the year as the starting running back for the Titans, officially making Sankey the most overhyped rookie in some time

If you haven’t drafted yet, don’t make the mistake of using such a high pick on a guy who has never stepped foot on an NFL field with his team’s starting quarterback. That does not mean, however, that you should break the bank for Greene. He’s a suitable depth back, but nothing more. He may be on top of the depth chart, but he has not performed at all this preseason.

For those in keeper or Dynasty leagues, Sankey appears to be a good option to buy into for the future with depth already on the roster.

As for the moniker, this could be a perfect one to stick with for years down the road if Sankey excels. Along with his flex appeal early in the season, Sankey provides a solid nickname for any team looking to secure a name for years to come.


Final Dez-tination

Finally a No. 1 receiver option and a name to fit for owners.

Sure, the Final Destination movies are well past their prime, but Dez Bryant is merely entering his. Whether he was acquired in the first or second round, the Dallas Cowboys star is set for a huge season.

With a horrid defense and Tony Romo back under center, expect the offense to be throwing the ball quite a bit in Big D. That means Bryant, who put up massive fantasy numbers last year, could post even higher point totals for owners in 2014.

This season, the "Final Dez-tination" for this receiver will be in the end zone on a weekly basis.


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