Bleacher Report: Philadelphia Edition

powered by Bleacher Report

What If There Was a Qudditch Team Of Football Players

By (Analyst) on July 14, 2009

479 reads

47

Previous
1 of 9
Next
Display_image

First up, I wish I was this creative, but I am not.

This is all Jeremy Kaufman's idea, he has already made a slide—show in which players from all the sports are included, it's a must read and more importantly it's a must POTD (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/217465-if-quidditch-were-a-real-sport-which-athletes-would-be-playing).

Jeremy created this as tribute to the new movie, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. The difference starts here, I HATE Harry Potter movies, they are snipped up and shortened versions of the actual stories. So my slide—show is a tribute to the book series, and it features only the football players.

Note: Prior permission has been obtained by Deepak Israni to use Jeremy's idea.

Keeper—Iker Casillas

BLOEMFONTEIN, SOUTH AFRICA - JUNE 24:  Goalkeeper Iker Casillas of Spain signals during the FIFA Confederations Cup Semi Final match between Spain and USA at Free State Stadium on June 24, 2009 in Bloemfontein, South Africa.  (Photo by Jamie McDonald/Gett

My choice for a keeper—Iker Casillas

Currently the world's best keeper, even with his comparative lack of height, he is one heck of a shot-stopper, and stops nearly anything from distance.

Casillas, was the most shot at goalkeeper in La Liga 2007-08, yet conceded the fewest goals. There is only one word for that: Amazing.

He would be magnificent on his broom, guarding those three hoops, and would undoubtedly save precious points for his team.

Chaser—Xavi Hernandez

MADRID, SPAIN - MAY 02:  Xavi Hernandez of Barcelona runs with the ball during the La Liga match between Real Madrid and Barcelona at the Santiago Bernabeu Stadium on May 2, 2009 in Madrid, Spain. Barcelona won the match 6-2.  (Photo by Jasper Juinen/Gett

My chaser selection is: one passer, one attacking midfielder and one striker

Xavi Hernandez, there aren't words enough to explain this man's quality. Xavi literally runs the show, it's my pleasure to see this man play.

Xavi is my choice for the passing chaser. Xavi is also good at reading plays so he can intercept the Quaflle and break others play without the help of the Beaters.

Chaser—Fernando Torres

BLOEMFONTEIN, SOUTH AFRICA - JUNE 25:  Fernando Torres of Spain walks on his way to have lunch the day after the European Champions stunning 2-0 loss against USA on June 25, 2009 in Bloemfontein, South Africa.  (Photo by Jasper Juinen/Getty Images)

Okay now, it is looking like Spain's National Team for Quidditch. I promise he's the last Spanish player included.

Fernando is pacey, and can finish, that's why he is my striking chaser.

Yup that's it folks, I don't need to explain the quality of Torres! Xavi will bring him the Quaffle, he will put it in—No questions asked.

Why was he, chosen over David Villa: His first goal against Blackburn which was assisted by Jamie Carragher. I just can't get enough of that goal.

Chaser—Yoann Gourcuff

PARIS - APRIL 01:  France player Yoann Gourcuff in action during the group 7 FIFA2010 World Cup Qualifier between France and Lithuania at Saint Denis, Stade de France on April 1, 2009  in Paris, France.  (Photo by Stu Forster/Getty Images)

Yoann Gourcuff is my choice for the attacking midfielder Chaser because, and I am not wrong when I say this: Bordeaux won the title because of Yoann, without Yoann, I don't think it was possible for them to win the league.

I read this in Marzia Hazra's article about him, "He is the reason France changed their formation."

Yoann Gourcuff is one of the best players in the French national team at this moment, he is the true heir of Zinedine Zidane, it was foolish of Milan to sell him after they lost Kaka.

(No disrespect to the other players of Bordeaux intended)

Beater—Gennaro Gattuso

PRETORIA, SOUTH AFRICA - JUNE 10:  Gennaro Gattuso of Italy reacts during the friendly match between Italy and New Zealand played at Super Stadium on June 10, 2009 in Pretoria, South Africa. (Photo by Lefty Shivambu/Gallo Images/Getty Images)

Beaters are supposed to be ferocious, hit that Bludger with all the power they have, and try and take out the other team's players.

Gennaro Gattuso, the hard tackling midfielder, was bound to make it in the team.

Excerpt from Rocky Getter's profile: "No. of players who have escaped without a scratch after a tackle by Gattusso—0."

Beater—Cristopher Samba

VILA REAL DE SANTO ANTONIO, PORTUGAL - JULY 26: Christopher Samba of Blackburn Rovers runs during the Guadiana Tournament match between Blackburn Rovers and Sporting Lisbon at the Vila Real De Santo Antonio stadium on July 26, 2008 in Vila Real De Santo A

"Just looking at him makes other strikers crap in their pants."
—Eddy Hirono

At 6'4" he has a very imposing physique—a physique that is fit for a Beater, I fear for both the opposing player and the Bludger that will be beaten by the mighty Samba.

Seeker—Theo Walcott

MALMO, SWEDEN - JUNE 29:  Theo Walcott of England reacts after their defeat to Germany during the UEFA U21 European Championships Final match between England and Germany at the New Stadium on June 29, 2009 in Malmo, Sweden.  (Photo by Phil Cole/Getty Imag

Theo Walcott - Arsenal's and England's pacy winger, he is so fast that he can deliver a through ball to himself, true story.

A seeker has to be fast, really fast. There are none faster than Theo Walcott.

Thanks for reading this guys, go enjo...err watch the new Harry Potter movie. (If you want half the worth of your money and have no expectations at all)

Begin Slideshow
Keep Reading
Flag
Props (3)
This article is

What is the duplicate article?

Why is this article offensive?

Where is this article plagiarized from?

Why is this article poorly edited?

Flag This Article
Crop_45x45
or to post a comment

47 Comments

There are no comments yet. Get the conversation started by leaving the first comment

Loading comments...
just now posted just now
  • Loading...
  • Nobody has liked this comment yet
Cancel

This comment and all replies have been deleted This comment has been deleted Undo delete

England (National Football)

Subscribe Now

We will never share your email address

Thanks for signing up.

Europe's 25 Best Football Clubs Hint: you can use arrow keys to navigate through this channel.