Some Bucknell University Football Players Took the Most Ridiculous Team Pictures

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Some Bucknell University Football Players Took the Most Ridiculous Team Pictures
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They are Bucknell Football. They are those guys. 

There are a few in every group—the clowns who take it upon themselves to spice up a lame, mandatory event.

In this case, it was a group of Bucknell football players who brought the ruckus to a team photo shoot. A small cross section of the Bisons’ most dedicated goofs arrived for their close-ups looking like a mixed bag of carnival workers and 19th-century robber barons. 

Deadspin’s Sean Newell spotted the pictures of the ragtag troupe, which had enough mustaches, mullets and raised eyebrows on hand to start a stock car race. 

Let’s begin with wide receiver Brandon Farrell, who looks like he just hot-boxed a tanning bed.

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Here’s Troy “You talking to me?” Glenn. 

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C.J. Williams enjoys yards after contact, fast lawn mowers and Aaron Rodgers cosplay.

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Louis Taglianetti will remove your restrictor plate and wax your chest for a nominal fee.

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Ben Schumacher can make an orange mocha Frappuccino from scratch.

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Jimmy King misses summer lovin’ and having a blast.

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He is Clayton Hoffmaster, earl of sandwiches.

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Last but not least, we have Matthew Steinbeck, a modern-day Bronalisa and almost certainly the progeny of John Steinbeck. The stare-into-the-middle-distance look is a dead giveaway. 

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Well done, Bucknell. You took the preseason by storm. 

No matter what happens this season, you are those guys, and no one can take that away from you. 

 

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