Another week of baseball, another week of underwhelming individual performances to sift through as we put together our All-Dud team.
Part of me wanted to include the entire Detroit Tigers' roster, seeing as the team managed to ruin what should have been a triumphant return to Tampa Bay for David Price.
"In last 100 years, David Price joins Bob Feller (April 23, 1952) as the only pitchers to throw CG 1-hitter (with hit being a triple) & lose," ESPN Stats & Info tweeted.
But one game—no matter how brutal it may be—doesn't make any player worthy of inclusion on this squad. It takes a handful of brutal, uninspiring performances to earn the right to wear the All-Dud uniform.
Unless you're part of the grounds crew.
So with the group entrusted with caring for one of the last remaining cathedrals of baseball—Chicago's Wrigley Field—coming along for the ride (watch your step, please), let's take a look at this week's All-Dud squad.