Curry Clowns Cousins After He Calls Himself '3rd Splash Brother' & Bricks Two 3s

via @nba
Kyle NewportFeatured ColumnistAugust 21, 2014

The Golden State Warriors' Stephen Curry and Klay Thompson are known as the "Splash Brothers," and Sacramento Kings big man DeMarcus "Boogie" Cousins wants to join them.

Unfortunately for Boogie, there are certain criteria that you must meet in order to be a Splash Brother. The most important thing is that you have to be able to drill three-pointers like it's your job. That's something Cousins can't do.

Cousins tried to name himself the "third Splash Brother" during a Team USA workout. After Boogie clanked back-to-back three-pointers, Curry let everyone know that he is "still taking applications."

It looks like Curry and Thompson will remain the only members of the exclusive club.

[NBA, Golden State Warriors]

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