What more can you ask for than two UFC events on the same day?
A Ferrari with a bag of cash and Joanna Krupa in the passenger's seat?
Well, sure, but this isn't Candyland, and you're more likely to find an empty Snickers wrapper in your car than one of the fliest chicks on the planet.
So for us regular, taxpaying schmoes who live for the big fights, this upcoming weekend should serve as a nice end to this blazing-fast summer.
Here are five reasons to put those dreams of fast cars and pretty women aside and spend your whole Saturday watching UFC Fight Night 48 (prelims start at 6:30 a.m. ET) and 49 (7:30 p.m.).