Blake Money, congratulations on your Tennessee team making the Little League World Series, but enough about you. We want to know your brother.
Your brother's name is Cash. Cash Money. Whatever thought your parents had when they named him was on point.
And we've found him. Behold, Cash Money.
Can you imagine the lifetime of greatness this kid has before him? "Hello, my name is Cash Money." You just feel better saying it aloud.
Bravo to the Money family for having a little fun, and most importantly, bravo to Cash Money. Oh. And to Blake. You're pretty cool too.
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