“I’m going to ask you this once: How many cupcakes have you had tonight?”
“Only two, officer. Hand to God.”
Extra Mustard’s Brendan Maloy reports that Atlanta bakery Delights By Dawn will be selling its trademark “Toxycakes” inside the Georgia Dome at all Falcons home games.
Atlanta Falcon set to sell alcohol infused cupcakes at games, this is why I love this sport and great nation. pic.twitter.com/p7BjXbzjMy— Parker Sinko (@SinkoSwim) August 15, 2014
The bakery’s slogan is “Intoxicating Desserts to Warm the Soul,” and its cupcakes come “infused” in an array of alcoholic flavors, including Chocolate Cherry Bourbon, Apple Fireball Cinnamon and Key Lime Margarita. It’s unclear which flavors will be on sale at the venue, but we’re praying Ciroc Amaretto will find its way into the rotation.
How much alcohol is in Dawn’s delicious treats? We don’t know that, either.
I do think these things are going to sell like the hotcakes they are in Atlanta.
After all, as Ludacris once said, “Cupcake fills, cupcake mills. Check out the oil my cupcake spills.”
Popping champagne is out, sports fans. If you really want to party in Atlanta, you’re getting piping hot tray service.