Great sports movies are a very rich source of memorable quotes. From the inspirational to the comic relief, classics like Major League, The Mighty Ducks and Varsity Blues remain endlessly quotable even decades after their release.
Of course, that’s to be expected. Great movies tell great stories through great dialogue and usually produce great quotes.
Bad movies, on the other hand, aren’t expected to produce anything beyond the regret about those two hours we’ll never get back. Which is exactly why they can actually surprise, benefiting greatly from low expectations.
Although short on the inspirational variety, there are plenty of bad sports films with at least one or two standout lines. Here are 25 great—well, maybe great is overselling it—quotes from bad sports movies.