Who's got a good Tony Pulis-Crystal Palace pun?
Pulis and Palace's shocking split over transfer disagreements just two days before the Premier League kicks off is the talk of the media on Friday's back pages.
As are images of Stuart Broad's scars from his facial injury. But for the most part, it's all Pulis and Palace.
Metro uses the headline "Crystal Pul-less."
Mirror has Pulis front and center but also runs a story with Paul Scholes' scathing comments about his former team.
Daily Mail has Scholes giving more favourable comments about Louis van Gaal but also runs a Pulis package.
Daily Express paints a picture of a more strained relationship between Pulis and his now-former employer.