We go again.
The new Premier League season is upon us, and this is the part when we're supposed to say that if it has as many unpredictable twists and turns as the last campaign did, then we're going to be in for a treat.
But we're not here to celebrate the frequently astonishing nature of the division. No, we're here to talk about the 25 things that will absolutely, definitely happen over the next nine months. The things that you already know are going to take place and are just a matter of when and not if.
We'll be making our way through all 20 teams in the division, so we might as well start with the team who ended 2013/14 on the top of the tree...