TMZ brings us news of a video Wade and Union sent out to guests as part of their wedding invitations. The "Save the Date" video includes a mix of custom graphics and previously unseen footage of Wade proposing to his longtime girlfriend.
Wade's children, Zaire and Zion, as well as his nephew, Dahveon, played an adorable part in the engagement. You can't say no to kids holding up "Will you marry us?" signs. ("Nickie" is a nickname based on Union's middle name, Monique)
As for the ceremony, TMZ reports that the couple is banning phones, cameras and social media usage at the reception. So don't hold your breath waiting for LeBron James to post video of Wade singing "Shout" to Instagram.
The physical invitation guests received doesn't list a venue, but it does tell attendees to "Put on your dancing shoes and join us for a throw down!"
Judging by these words, Wade and Union are throwing a bash for the ages.
If you're going, just remember: no pictures or posting. Leave your Candy Crush machine at home and try to enjoy the party.
After all, how often do you get to see Udonis Haslem eat cake in black-tie formalwear?
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