The 12 Most Annoying Athlete Quirks

Honestly, Michelle Larcher de Brito is what inspired me to write this piece. Seeing her, excuse me, hearing her play was one of the most annoying things I've ever done.

I have no problem with women grunting when they hit a shot, nor do I have a problem with athletes celebrating after points, but this 16-year-old brat takes it all to another level.

To call what she does grunting is like saying that Steve Perry hums instead of sings. It's excessive and incredibly annoying. Then after she wins a point she flips out like Greg Paulus taking a charge in a 30-point blowout.

Just watch the video below and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Baseball is a game of repetition. They play 162 games a year, there is bound to be a routine that gets you by.

However, Nomar Garciaparra constantly needs to adjust his batting gloves every time he steps out of the batter's box, and after every pitch.

Just get back in there and hit.

I promise you that in the five seconds since you last fidgeted with your gloves, they haven't become any looser. Just trust me on this one.

We get it, LeBron. You're the King. You are a player unlike any that we have ever seen before.

So why do you need to make such a spectacle before the game? The powder toss? Come on. It's a little much.

And it's even worse because Kevin Garnett has been doing the whole "powder before the game" act way longer than you have.

I know a lot of people love it, but I'm kind of over it.

Remember when Sergio Garcia came on the tour and he took forever to hit the ball? He would re-grip about 10 different times and give that little club waggle and you just sat there waiting, trying not to yell "Just hit the ball!"

He's much better now, as you can see by the video below he's sped it up a lot, but I specifically remember the waggle because my brother would mimic it when we would play golf and it took forever because of it.

I get pretty annoyed by Ray Lewis and his pre-game dance routine. It's self indulgent and looks like he's having a seizure.

Ray should remember the boy who cried wolf. When he actually has a seizure before a game, nobody will help him because they'll think it's just him getting psyched up to play.

Look, I have a fiancée and I'm all for showing your affection to somebody, but Jason Kidd blowing a kiss to her before every free throw...dude, way too much.

No, we get it, you love your wife, we just don't need to know about it before every free throw.

If you think about it, you're at work. Focus on work. I don't send a mushy text to my fiancée before I write every article of mine.

Although, I have to admit, I did enjoy his improvisation when they were getting a divorce.

If you ever watch Jake Delhomme play, it can be a very frustrating experience as a Panther fan.

What's even more frustrating is watching him lick his fingers about four to five times in between every snap.

I feel like a mother. "Do you know where your fingers have been, Mister? That's right, under your center's butt most of the game. You think about that."

I think it's very important for athletes to realize that they have a certain role, a certain place in sports.

Some are role players, never meant to be stars. Some are rebounders, never meant to be scorers. And some are kickers, never meant to be all that important.

Bill Gramática (and his brother Martín, for that matter), have disregarded this.

After every field goal they would jump up and down like it was the game winner in the Super Bowl, even when in reality it was the middle of the second quarter.

Bill lands on this list because his annoying little quirk actually blew out his ACL when he was jumping up and down after a first half field goal put his team up 3-0.

I love the way Nadal plays. It's very balls to the wall, full speed, almost wreckless.

I just wish that applied more to the way he served. The man takes forever.

Andy Roddick tries to overwhelm you with power, but Nadal just tries to put you to sleep beforehand.

Hurry up Raf. It gets hot out on those courts. Let's get this thing moving.

Peyton Manning just can not make up his mind. He changes his plays at the line of scrimmage almost every time. He must just laugh whenever the coach calls a play.

"Haha, oh yeah, got it coach. We're totally running that play."

I would not like to get caught standing behind Manning at a fast food restaurant.

"I'll have a cheeseburger, a large fry, and a diet Coke. No, wait, regular Coke. And a small fry. No, make it a chicken sandwich with onion rings and a Sprite. Wait, large onion rings with a Dr. Pepper and a chicken fajita pita. No, wait..."

I've mentioned Kobe's scowl before, but really I'm hoping this is just something he brought out for this particular championship run. I don't want to see it anymore.

I'm hoping that he'll break out a more pleasant look now that he's won that elusive fourth championship. Maybe something like a really toothy smile.

What do you say Kobe?

Brett Favre just can't stick with a decision. First he's retired, then he comes back, then he retires again, then he might come back.

The media goes right along with it hook, line, and sinker. Enough! Brett, make up your mind.

Just like when he plays he has to unbutton, then button his chinstrap. Somebody needs to implement a no takesies-backsies policy for Brett.