Football season is just around the corner, meaning everyone with a sense of worth in this world is slamming their face on a keyboard trying to think of a creative and funny team name.
I've decided to help you out a bit with a list of team names that made me chuckle. Some are good, some are cheesy, and whether or not you use them isn't the point.
The point is to get the wheels rolling. Browse through these ideas, take what works and mold it to your own specifications. This is a safe place, and I encourage you to leave your own ideas for team name in the comments. We'll work on them. We have the technology.
Remember: It's a new year. We can do better than "Cutler's Last Stand," we just have to try.