Former West Ham and Atletico Madrid winger Paulo Futre may have found his calling as the face of erectile dysfunction pills.
The 48-year-old Portuguese man stars in a bizarre, creepy, now-banned-in-Portugal advert for the Viagra-like pill Libidium Fast.
And judging by his keepy-uppy skills, presumably not performed with his foot, it works quite well.
Could probably go without that wink, though...
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