Paulo Futre Performs Genital Football in World's Strangest Advert

Former West Ham and Atletico Madrid winger Paulo Futre may have found his calling as the face of erectile dysfunction pills. 

The 48-year-old Portuguese man stars in a bizarre, creepy, now-banned-in-Portugal advert for the Viagra-like pill Libidium Fast. 

And judging by his keepy-uppy skills, presumably not performed with his foot, it works quite well. 


Could probably go without that wink, though...


[YouTube, Off The Post, h/t Who Ate All The Pies]