Marcus Baker. A name used in the same category as Randy Moss, Darren McFadden, and Reggie Bush. He is arguably the best receiver coming out of high school this past season. His averages don’t matter cause Bake is so good that he makes stats underrate his ability. And his quick is definitely quicker than mashed potatoes. He is Ohio’s biggest recruit since Maurice Clarret. But what people don’t realize is that he has been on the ‘roids since the age of 5. Now 18 he’s bigger than Arnold. Next thing you know he’ll probably have a show on TV called “I do work.” Oh course he does work. His Name is Marcus Baker.
But you see the best quality about him is off the field. Girls if you want him you have to be a sophmore or younger for him to be interested. Sorry Jessica Alba. He doesn’t like you. His personal life has been a problem as of late. In the middle of 2007-2008 school year he and his longtime girlfriend Allie Johnston, standing 4 feet 10 inches high broke up and people saw him cry for the first time ever. But then he injected himself and dried the tears.
So all you colleges out there he is open for offers. Besides he will eat your babies if you don’t recruit him. Marcus Baker = Bamf!
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