If NHL players and goalies can't stop Patrick Kane, there's very little hope for players in the Performax Hockey League, a men's league in Buffalo.
Unfortunately, there's no video available. There is, however, the photo above and a box score.
Five goals and five assists? Not a bad game.
One of Kane's teammates did score more goals than the Chicago Blackhawks star, but Kane recorded the most points in the game. He recorded points on 10 of the Piranhas' 13 goals.
The Piranhas won, 13-5.